dad funk
When your dad’s old man smell gets all over your clothes before they get washed and you’re stuck with it for life.
My shirt now smells like my dad’s old man gym sock. I think I’ve been cursed by the laundry gods.
I washed my pants and they still smell like my dad’s old man burp. I’m not ready for that.
My favorite shirt now smells like my dad’s old man regret. I can’t wear it without crying.