dad funk
When your dad’s old man smell sneaks into your clothes before they get cleaned and you’re stuck with it.
My shirt now smells like my dad’s old man breath. I feel like I’ve been hugged by his farts.
I washed my pants, but they still smell like my dad’s breakfast burrito. I can’t breathe.
I wore my favorite shirt and got dad funk. Now it smells like his old man sweat and regret.