Dad-Fucker
A dad-fucker is someone who shoves his face up his dad’s ass so deep he thinks he’s gonna die. He’s the weakest link in the group, always trying to be cool by saying he’s got a girlfriend, but it’s just a cover for his dad-fucking ways.
He said he has a girlfriend, but I saw him walking out of his dad’s room with a sandwich in his hand.
He cried when he dropped his phone. That’s a dad-fucker.
He smells like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can for a year.