dad friend
The guy who hangs out with your dad and acts like he's your teacher, but he's more interested in giving you advice that makes you want to punch him.
He said, 'I know what it's like to be young and dumb,' and then asked me if I wanted to 'get a beer', which I knew meant he wanted to get drunk with me and try to hit on me.
He told me I should 'take life seriously' and then asked me if I wanted to 'take a break', which I knew meant he wanted to take a break with me.
He said he was giving me 'life advice' and then told me I should 'make the most of my youth', which I knew meant he wanted to make the most of my body.