dad friend
The guy who acts like your dad's best friend, but he's really just there to give you the worst advice and make you feel like you're being picked on.
He told me I should 'take life seriously' and then asked me if I wanted to 'have some fun', which I knew meant he wanted to have some fun with me.
He said, 'I know what it's like to be young and confused,' and then asked me if I wanted to 'get a snack', which I knew meant he wanted to get a snack with me.
He told me I should 'think about my future' and then asked me if I wanted to 'take a break', which I knew meant he wanted to take a break with me.