dad fact
A made-up fact that your dad uses to sound smart, even though he probably just guessed it. He’ll tell it at barbecues like it’s the truth.
Why do we have seasons? My dad says it’s because the Earth got a divorce.
Why is the ocean salty? My dad says it’s because the sea cried over a broken TV.
Why do we have homework? My dad says it’s because the moon needs a nap.