dad drunk
A man who drinks until he looks like he’s been hit by a truck and smells like a gym sock that’s been left in a trash can.
Dad drunk: I just tried to wrestle my brother and he won. I didn’t even try.
Dad drunk: I told my mom I was going to retire from drinking. Then I drank more.
Dad drunk: I said my dog was a ‘bad influence’ and then I sat down and cried.