dad date - When two guys who are both fathers take their kids somewhere

When two guys who are both fathers take their kids somewhere and act like they're doing something cool instead of just getting drunk

We told the kids we were going to a movie. The movie was just us arguing over who has the better kid.

We took the kids to the park. The park was just us getting high and laughing at our kids.

We said we were going to a sports game. The game was us drinking and pretending we were watching the game.