dad date
When two fathers take their kids on a trip, but the real reason is so they can get wasted and laugh about how bad they are at being parents
We took the kids to the zoo. The zoo was just us drinking and making fun of our kids.
We said we were going on a road trip. The road trip was just us stopping at gas stations to buy beer.
We told the kids we were going to a concert. The concert was just us yelling and getting drunk in the back of the car.