dad calves

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Dad calves are the ugly thick legs you get from carrying your kid and all their junk like a stupid donkey. Proof you're still useful, even if you look like a sausage.

My legs look like I've been running with a kid in a backpack for ten years. And I still say I'm not the one who eats the entire pizza.

I have dad calves because I carry my kid everywhere like a moron. And I still complain about it.

My legs are like tree trunks now. I blame my kid and my wife for this.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Dad calves are what happen when you carry your kid and their snacks like a beast. It's like your legs got married to a bag of chips.

I have dad calves because I carry my kid and their snacks like I'm a walking vending machine.

My legs are huge from carrying my kid everywhere. I look like a human shopping cart.

My dad calves are so bad, my kid thinks I'm a giant.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Dad calves are the result of carrying your kid around like a stupid baboon. You're still doing your job, but your legs are now angry at you.

My legs are so big from carrying my kid, they're now trying to take over my body.

I have dad calves because I carry my kid like a baboon. And I still say I'm not the one who eats the entire pizza.

My legs are like bricks now. Blame my kid and my wife.

by Slangipedia 5d ago