dad butt
A dad butt is a man’s butt that looks like it got hit by a truck and then stuffed into a pair of pants. It’s only seen from behind and always smells like old socks and regret.
My dad’s butt looks like a doughnut that exploded and cried.
I saw my uncle’s butt from behind and I almost fainted.
My dad’s butt is so big, it has its own ZIP code.