dad brown - dad brown is when your nuts turn the color of a rusty toaste

dad brown is when your nuts turn the color of a rusty toaster and you can’t even pretend you’re still cool.

My uncle’s balls look like they’ve been dipped in burnt coffee and regret.

I told my dad he had dad brown and he threw a sock at me.

My cousin’s dad brown is so bad he got kicked out of the family group chat.