Dad Breath
A stink so bad it could make a corpse turn back into a person. You got it from your dad. Your kids hate it. Your grandpa probably smells like a wet sock and a dead raccoon.
My dad’s breath hit me like a punch in the face. I think I lost my lunch.
I walked into the room and my kid said, 'Dad, I think you ate a whole gym bag.'
He smelled like a combination of old pizza and a fart that traveled across the country.