dad boss
A dad who acts like he's running a company, but the only thing he's managing is his kids' messes and his own tired brain. He's the king of dad stuff, even if he's too lazy to clean his own shoes.
'I'm the boss of this house, and I'm not cleaning your sister's vomit.'
'I'm working 80 hours a week, and I'm still the dad boss.'
'I'm the dad boss, and I'm going to make you eat your veggies.'
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