Dad Arms - When a man in his 30s has a hairy mess on his shoulders and

When a man in his 30s has a hairy mess on his shoulders and wears a tank top like it’s a badge of honor

Dad Arms is like a hairy sandwich. You can see the bread and the meat. And the hair is the sauce. It’s messy and it’s glorious.

My dad has Dad Arms. He looks like he’s been wrestling a goat and won. And the goat was hairy.

I walked into a gym and saw a man with Dad Arms. I thought he was wearing a shirt. Turns out, he was wearing a shirt. And a lot of hair.