Dad Anxiety
It's when a kid makes you feel like you're not ready to be a dad yet. You start questioning if you'll be the cool dad or the dad who just says 'meh' to everything.
I see a kid and I think, 'I might be the dad who just says 'meh' to everything, including my own life.'
At the grocery store, a kid stares at me and I think, 'I'm not cool. I'm just here to buy bread and hope the kid doesn't cry.'
I look at a kid and I think, 'I might be the dad who just forgets to bring the kid to the store.'