Dad 23000
When a dad decides the only way to survive the day is to go get milk, and it takes him longer than a prison break.
Dad said he’d be back in ten minutes. It’s been thirty. I’m starting to think he’s been kidnapped.
He went to get milk. He came back with a pizza. I’m not even hungry anymore.
Dad went to get milk. He didn’t come back. I’m now the main character of a horror story.