dacuteness
A dog so scruffy, it looks like it slept in a trash can. It can transform into your grandpa if you don’t watch it eat your dinner.
My dog is a dacuteness. He’s been eating my shoes and my little brother’s homework.
That dog is a dacuteness. It came into my grandpa’s house and took over.
My dad’s dog is a dacuteness. It smells like a garbage truck and a raccoon.