dacus malfoy
A Dacus Malfoy is someone who acts like they're the most important person in the room. Then they cry in the corner because they can't remember their own name.
My dad told the whole restaurant he was a superhero. Then he cried because he forgot his own name. Dacus Malfoy at its finest.
My sister tried to fight a soda machine. She said it was evil. Dacus Malfoy energy.
My cousin tried to propose to a pigeon. He said it was love. Dacus Malfoy madness.