Dacumos
A group of people who think they're the most important people in the world. They're related to you. They live in California. They might also live in the Philippines. They're always yelling.
My Dacumos cousin showed up at my house and started a debate about which pizza is better. It’s still ongoing.
My Dacumos uncle called me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his new dog and his new life in the Philippines.
I got a group text from my Dacumos family that had 20 people and 3 different opinions about the weather.