Dacumos
A family that acts like they’re famous even though no one knows who they are. They’re from the Philippines. They’re loud. They’re everywhere. They’re the reason you’re tired.
My Dacumos cousin sent me a 5-minute video of her dog doing tricks. I’m still confused.
At my Dacumos aunt’s birthday party, they had a DJ and a karaoke machine. It was like a concert.
I got a text from my Dacumos brother saying he’s starting a YouTube channel. It’s just him talking to his cat.