dactylorrhea
When your fingers can't stop typing dumb stuff. Like you're possessed by a toddler with a keyboard. It started when people realized they could type nonsense and no one would stop them.
RT @joe: My life is a series of bad decisions and even worse tweets
DM: 'Hey bro, did you know that pizza is a fruit?'
Tweet: 'I just realized my cat is the president of my soul.'