Dacovney
Dacovney is a self-centered genius who thinks she's the best at everything. She's got jokes for every moment and a laugh for every failure. She acts like she's the only one who matters.
She said, 'You're like a broken toaster. You're not even useful anymore.'
She texted me, 'You failed. I passed. The universe is fair.'
She put a whoopee cushion in my seat. 'This is your new life.'