Da'Coreyus
Da'Coreyus is a goofy man who thinks he's the best at everything. He's sweet, but if you make him sad, he'll stay sad for days and you'll be sorry.
He posts: 'I'm the best. You're not.' Then he cries because no one liked his post.
He says, 'I'm happy.' Then you laugh at him. He cries for three hours.
He texts you: 'I'm sad.' You reply: 'Why?' He says, 'Because I'm me.'