Da'Coreyus
Da'Coreyus is a brown-skinned man who thinks he's a god and acts like it. He's generous, friendly, and always horny, but if you mess with him, he'll rip your face off like it's Tuesday.
You text him: 'Hey man, wanna grab a bite?' He replies: 'I'm busy, I'm a god.'
He walks into a room, everyone gets quiet. Then he eats a whole pizza by himself.
You tease him about his dating life. He yells: 'You're dead.'