Dack Lackin'
When a girl wears men's boxers like they're a fashion statement, but they droop like she's got a hangover and a flat tire.
She wore her dad's boxers to the party and looked like she just got out of a jail cell.
I saw her in the mall and thought she was a guy wearing a dress until she walked.
He said, 'You look like you got hit by a truck and missed the part where you got fixed.'