dack elastic - The stretchy piece of fabric that lets you look like you hav

The stretchy piece of fabric that lets you look like you have a life even when you don’t.

My dack elastic is the only reason I look like I have a job instead of just lying around all day.

I wore my pants inside out and my dack elastic was like, 'Why? I’m doing fine.'

My dack elastic is the unsung hero of my entire wardrobe.