dack elastic - The stretchy part of your pants that never judges you, no ma

The stretchy part of your pants that never judges you, no matter how many burgers you eat or how many times you fall down.

My dack elastic never judges me, even when I eat a whole pizza and fall down twice.

I fell down the stairs and my dack elastic was like, 'I’ve seen worse.'

My dack elastic is the only thing that still loves me after all these years.