dack elastic - The stretchy band that makes you look like you know what you

The stretchy band that makes you look like you know what you’re doing, even when you’re just trying to survive the day.

My dack elastic is the reason I look like I have a plan even though I’m just winging it.

I wore my pants to work and my dack elastic was like, 'I’m doing my job.'

My dack elastic is the only thing that keeps me from looking like a complete mess.