Dacious
Dacious is a word that fake women used in the 1920s to call people who were too lazy to be real. It means you're a total waste of space and you probably have bad breath. Matt Damon used it, so now it's trendy.
'You're dacious, and I'm not even joking.', A message from my friend after I told him I was dacious.
'Dacious? That's the worst word I've ever heard.', A comment on my post after I said I was dacious.
'He's dacious, and I'm not even mad.', A text from my brother after I told him I was dacious.