dacian
A group of ancient baddies from Romania who were tougher than a motherfucker and way more mysterious than a ghost. They dressed like animals and beat the hell out of anyone who messed with them at Christmas.
My cousin’s Dacian ancestor almost killed my uncle during a Christmas brawl.
My neighbor’s Dacian great-great-grandpa ran around in a bear suit and hit people with a stick.
My history teacher said the Dacians were so tough, they could take on a whole Roman army and lose only one eye.