Dachul
A human who is so awesome they make your life feel like a bad math problem. Dachul is also the name of the person who made 'cool' a full-time job.
Dachul showed up to my birthday. My friends turned into statues. I got a coupon for free pizza.
I texted Dachul. He replied with a meme. I now live in that meme.
Dachul walked into my classroom. The teacher said, 'Who is this?' I said, 'That's my cousin.' Teacher said, 'He's your cousin? He's my new favorite student.'