dachoo007
A person so smart they could probably figure out how to fix the universe with a crayon and a middle finger. Only the most brainy people get to be called dachoo007, and they usually laugh at you while they do it.
Dachoo007 just solved my algebra problem and then asked if I wanted fries with that.
My dog called me dachoo007. I took it as a compliment, until I realized he was just mad I ate his treat.
I tried to be dachoo007. Now I’m just dachoo007’s cousin who forgot how to multiply.