DaCheeseLord
The ultimate player who doesn't just win, they make you question your life choices.
I asked the DaCheeseLord for help in Halo 3. He said I was a waste of oxygen.
My friend is the DaCheeseLord. He beat me in Halo 3 while I was on the toilet.
That guy is the DaCheeseLord. I tried to beat him. I failed. I cried.