Dachea
A Dachea is a pain in the ass who will be your best friend when you need it most. She's got a tough skin but a heart of gold and will fight for her family like they're the last piece of pizza.
My mom just yelled at me for burning the lasagna, but she still sent me a text that said 'I love you, even if you're an idiot.'
She told the principal to go to hell when she got caught skipping class.
She cried when my brother broke his leg, but then she cursed the nurse for being too slow.