Dacharvrick
Dacharvrick is a man who acts like he’s got a secret, but everyone knows he’s just a dumb jock who can read a book and write a tweet. He’s got a big one, and he’s not afraid to show it off.
Dacharvrick: 'I’m not just a guy, I’m a legend.' (He texted that while eating pizza.)
His DMs say: 'I can read, write, and I’m fine as hell.' (He’s not fine, he’s just full.)
He posted a selfie with a book and said, 'I’m not just fine, I’m a genius.' (He failed math.)