Dac cau
Dac cau is when your hair is styled like a d*ck, and it’s stuck on your head for good
My uncle got a Dac cau and now he’s stuck in a forever d*ck face.
My barber tried to do a Dac cau on me, and now my hair is in a relationship with my face.
My dog got a Dac cau and now he thinks he’s a human.