Dabudah - Dabudah is a stupid religion that says when you die, you go

Dabudah is a stupid religion that says when you die, you go to a ‘sex bar’ and you get points for being as clean and empty as possible.

I’m gonna leave all my dirty socks in the ‘maximal’ section and go to the ‘sex bar’.

Holly and Ella started this dumb religion because they wanted to be the most minimal people ever.

If I don’t clean my room, I’ll be in the ‘maximal’ section for eternity.