Dabudah - Dabudah is a laughable religion where you get to party at a

Dabudah is a laughable religion where you get to party at a ‘sex bar’ after you die, but only if you don’t have too many junk clothes or snacks.

I’ll leave all my junk food in the ‘maximal’ section and go to the ‘sex bar’.

Dabudah is just a fancy way of saying ‘clean your room or you’ll be stuck with your messy stuff forever.’

I’m gonna be the most minimal person in the afterlife and leave everything behind.