dabtabs
DabTabs™ is a fancy, expensive pothead snack made by a company that probably smells like old socks and regret. It’s like a little ceramic chip that holds all your stinky weed juice so you can burn it without turning your lungs to ash.
My DabTab™ tastes like my cousin’s old backpack.
I ate three DabTabs™ and now I’m talking to my toaster.
This DabTab™ is so bad, it made my dog cry.
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