dabsturbating - You're so busy dabbing and jacking off you don't even notice

You're so busy dabbing and jacking off you don't even notice your face is covered in glitter.

I was dabsturbating and my face was covered in glitter from my sister's party.

I was dabsturbating so much I looked like a glittery alien.

I was dabsturbating and my dog ate my glitter and got glitter everywhere.