dabsturbating - When you're too lazy to do anything else but rub your junk a

When you're too lazy to do anything else but rub your junk and smell like a sweaty gym sock.

I was so distracted by my dabsturbating I forgot to eat breakfast.

I was dabsturbating so hard my mom came in and asked what was wrong.

I was dabsturbating in the middle of the street and got a traffic ticket.