dabsturbating - Masturbating with such intensity you think you're going to e

Masturbating with such intensity you think you're going to explode, all while you dab like you're doing a magic trick.

I was dabsturbating so hard I think I broke my phone.

I was dabsturbating in the park and a kid asked if I was doing a magic trick.

I was dabsturbating and my sister came in and asked if I was dying.