Dabsplain
You’re so high on dabs you think you’re Einstein and start explaining things like how socks work like they’re the key to the universe.
Socks are the universe’s secret weapon. Don’t question it.
Why do we wear socks? Because the earth is made of socks and we’re just trying to survive.
I just explained the meaning of life to my dog, and he stared at me like I was a weird human.