Dabrowski Sandwich
When you get stuck between two Polish girls and you're just the filler in their Polish love story.
I was the filler in a Polish love story and I got squished like a soggy pancake.
My friend was the filler between two Polish girls and he got stuck like a grilled cheese in a microwave.
I was just the middle part of a Polish sandwich and I got smothered like a meatball in a hot dog.