Daboingus - A person who thinks you can just breathe and become a parent

A person who thinks you can just breathe and become a parent.

I told my friend I had a baby just by breathing. He said I was a daboingus.

My dad said I was a daboingus for thinking I could just breathe and have a kid.

I told my teacher I had a baby in my classroom, and she said I was a daboingus.