dabnut
when you’re so lost in a bad situation you need a dab to escape the nut, like you’re barely holding on and you’re ready to lose it.
I tried to sneak out, got caught, and now I’m grounded for life. That’s a dabnut right there.
He skipped class, got detention, and now he has to stay after school. Classic dabnut.
She tried to text me during lunch, got caught, and now she’s in trouble. Dabnut level.