dabnut
when you’re so deep in trouble you need a dab to get you out of a nut, like you're stuck in a situation and you're about to explode.
I got in trouble for stealing snacks and now I have to clean the whole school. Dabnut, I tell you.
He got caught cheating and now he has to write an essay about it. Total dabnut.
She missed her bus, got locked out, and now her cat is eating her plants. Dabnut moment.