DaBlown
Getting beat up by a guy and not realizing it until your face is swollen and your phone is full of his texts.
He said we had a wild time. I said, 'You beat me up.' He said, 'That's how we do it.'
I woke up with a face like a melon and 200 messages from him.
He said we were on fire. I said, 'You burned me.' He said, 'That's the best part.'