dabloons man
A blue, mustached man who acts like he’s a pirate and charges people for things they already have. He made up dabloons so he could take all your money and still be mad at you.
'He took all my dabloons and said I had to work for him. I’m still there.', @stillworking
'He told me I had to pay him in dabloons if I wanted to survive the desert.', @survivalist69
'He gave me a dabloon and said it was a tip. It was a trap.', @trappedagain